I’m a Merlin wizard who experiences time backwards, and I blocked you because you sent me an angry message asking me why I blocked you.
Just set a cunning trap btw
It’s the perfect crime, because half of it took place in replies… which Tumblr doesn’t index by user. Even I can’t prove I did it! The only way to demonstrate that I framed a member of Tumblr staff for bullying would be to build those indices. But that will never happen.
Just set a cunning trap btw
Well-meaning person trying to convince me to go gluten-free for a couple months because they listened to a podcast that says it cures migraines and postviral inflammation. I’m going back inside the computer where I can filter this content without risking hurting anyone’s feelings.
Meteorite impact
Cut:
I have had just about enough of this
Dupe Cat has a very short attention span.
There’s a lot wrong here, but I’m sure that THIS TIME, sitting at the computer all day to write a script to automate an unimportant task that I rarely do, will fix everything or at least make me feel better about it
What does it mean when people keep tagging my personal posts “the insulindian phasmid”
Help mw
Is this cat going to give my parents bird flu
Smallest of yesterday’s 5-6 crises. I got the bird outside alive - but not before it ran into a wall and door, and also pooped directly into the dishdrainer, onto the dishes.