I Am Completely Serious

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I’m a Merlin wizard who experiences time backwards, and I blocked you because you sent me an angry message asking me why I blocked you.

Dupe Cat has a very short attention span.

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat replied: @snarp oh he’s a baby animalALT

Reading him this reply: “See, Dupe? This is what they think of you, inside of this phone thing.”

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat replied: @snarp oh he’s a baby animalALT

Just set a cunning trap btw

It’s the perfect crime, because half of it took place in replies… which Tumblr doesn’t index by user. Even I can’t prove I did it! The only way to demonstrate that I framed a member of Tumblr staff for bullying would be to build those indices. But that will never happen.

Just set a cunning trap btw

Well-meaning person trying to convince me to go gluten-free for a couple months because they listened to a podcast that says it cures migraines and postviral inflammation. I’m going back inside the computer where I can filter this content without risking hurting anyone’s feelings.

Loafly the Cat jumped in a pile of leaves beside the house and just stayed there, loafingALT

Meteorite impact

Dupe Cat has a very short attention span.

His piece of string! It has returned!

Cut:

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I have had just about enough of this

Dupe Cat has a very short attention span.

There’s a lot wrong here, but I’m sure that THIS TIME, sitting at the computer all day to write a script to automate an unimportant task that I rarely do, will fix everything or at least make me feel better about it

What does it mean when people keep tagging my personal posts "the insulindian phasmid"

nightpool replied: medical   ot3 replied: kafkaesque   bramblemouth replied: obscure   tante-bete replied: sweet and gentle   [I snarp have labeled that last one "no"]ALT

Okay

What does it mean when people keep tagging my personal posts “the insulindian phasmid”

Help mw

Is this cat going to give my parents bird flu

scared little bird indoors clinging to frame of closed doorALT
Cat who created this situation (Loafly) curled up in bed (mine) looking warily up at photographer (me). Has probably already forgotten that he brought a live bird inside (again).ALT

Smallest of yesterday’s 5-6 crises. I got the bird outside alive - but not before it ran into a wall and door, and also pooped directly into the dishdrainer, onto the dishes.