Bad gift-giving behavior.

My most-confused or maybe second-most-confused aunt bought a book off the bestseller table at a store, and gave it to me saying that she “didn’t know a thing about it.” She now asks me if I’ve read it yet every time she calls, and has complained to Papaw about my failure to read it. It’s the last book in a series, of which I obviously have not read the rest.

Maybe I’ll tell her the pages were all blank and I’m using it for muffin recipes.

The beast has awakened.

My dash is covered with tea lies notifications again today. I wonder if the pattern by which that post is reblogged can be used to predict the future.

snarp:

snarp:

Bad news, folks. You know dogs? Yeah? It turns out that they’re complete assholes. We’re gonna have to stop posting imagesets of them. Problematic.

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This is the stuffing that my dog removed from the couch. I plan to use it to make a better dog.

Done!

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Your replacement has arrived, Wan-chan.

snarp:

Bad news, folks. You know dogs? Yeah? It turns out that they’re complete assholes. We’re gonna have to stop posting imagesets of them. Problematic.

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This is the stuffing that my dog removed from the couch. I plan to use it to make a better dog.

Bad news, folks. You know dogs? Yeah? It turns out that they’re complete assholes. We’re gonna have to stop posting imagesets of them. Problematic.

The only reason I slept until 3:00 PM is that the phone rang. I could have slept way longer.

I missed this because I only just saw your streaming post and now I’m sad because I will never learn about dwarf fortress

I may pick it back up tomorrow. You will mostly just learn about the magical world of zoning, though.

thegeekgene:

snarp:

thegeekgene replied to your post: snarp: thegeekgene’s bad cat, whose n…

Mal is an excellent cat. You just don’t appreciate her particular brand of affection.

When did you get this thing for your bad cat

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This doll bed, that appears to be customized so her name’s on it. Where did this item come from.

Dude, we’ve had that forever. Your other sister took her old American Girl doll bed and painted it and put the letters on and covered the mattress in fleece. I don’t think Nazgul had even joined the family when she did that. That object has been in this house for like eighteen months. A picture of her trapped under it is the lock screen image on my phone. How do you not know this.

I don’t go into your room. Did you know about my Sluggy Freelance Limited Edition Bunbun Beanie that’s in my room? I suspect not! For it is equally unlikely that either of these objects exist in their present locales.

Does Bonbon also have a bed.

blood-and-vitriol replied to your post “bankuei answered your question:Anyone who has never played Dwarf…”

Oof, sorry I missed it!

blood-and-vitriol replied to your post “bankuei answered your question:Anyone who has never played Dwarf…”

But I guess I had an excuse, as I was 38,000 feet in the air when that happened.

It was basically a lot of digging holes, applying inscrutable dwarvish zoning laws to the holes, and saying things like “yeah, those are tree trunks, and that’s a bird, I know they don’t look like them but they are. That’s not a cactus. I don’t actually know what that is.”

Before I started playing DF I did not conceptualize dwarves as “the fantasy species that is passionate about zoning,” but now this concept is integral to my personal definition.

thegeekgene replied to your post: snarp: thegeekgene’s bad cat, whose n…

Mal is an excellent cat. You just don’t appreciate her particular brand of affection.

When did you get this thing for your bad cat

This doll bed, that appears to be customized so her name’s on it. Where did this item come from.

Nearly all wolfpupy tweets are plausible as things Vriska Serket has said.

(Source: twitter.com)

snarp:

thegeekgene's bad cat, whose name is Mal for compelling reasons, has returned. She was probably misbehaving at parties she'd crashed, trying to convince tattoo artists that she's a legal adult, and mutilating people with no warning after they've spent ten minutes petting her.

My good cat is guarding my door to keep the bad cat out.

Villainy came in and jumped on the bed a minute ago, but Polydactyly knows very well that that bed does not belong to him. It belongs to her. She has shed all over it.

thegeekgene's bad cat, whose name is Mal for compelling reasons, has returned. She was probably misbehaving at parties she'd crashed, trying to convince tattoo artists that she's a legal adult, and mutilating people with no warning after they've spent ten minutes petting her.

snarp:

Anyone who has never played Dwarf Fortress want to watch a livestream of me fumbling over the new version?

Okay, I am doing the thing, here.

Sure, when are you streaming?

I’ll start within a half hour or so, if at least, let’s say, four people? say they’re interested. (Hopefully my computer and connection will be able to handle it at a reasonable speed; I have not tried this with DF before.)